I guess this is who I am today.

22nd September 2014

Video reblogged from The Queen is not Amused...but I am. with 28 notes

postmodernpostman:

Rick having a polygraph test done by an officer who’s obviously a HUGE fan, and who knows all his buttons and just how to push them, has to be one of the best things that’s ever happened on this show.

Source: postmodernpostman

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 107,700 notes

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

Source: brofligate

21st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from like sandpaper and bare ass with 88,204 notes

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

Source: micdotcom

20th September 2014

Chat reblogged from One Fat Step For Man with 53,645 notes

Idea for a two-volume book series:

  • Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
  • Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

Source: raptorific

20th September 2014

Post reblogged from This Canuck with 225,308 notes

icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Source: hannahroad

20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 50,782 notes

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

Source: tampire

20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 1,370 notes

grumpybilbo:

The Fellowship of the Ring Bloopers

Source: grumpybilbo

20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Queen is not Amused...but I am. with 88,726 notes

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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Source: pasthorizonspr.com

17th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from amanda brooke. hi. with 4,808 notes

amandabrookeperrin:

SORRY. JUST ONE SECOND.

Tagged: the mindy projectspoilersit started out funny but then it got hotmindy lahiri

Source: jackdonaghy

17th September 2014

Video reblogged from should you? with 7,339 notes

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Steve Burns or ‘Steve’ from Blue’s Clues explaining his inner struggle between which Steve he is. With the help of a stripper and his nerdy friends Steve is able to understand his life more clearly.

This just made my childhood.